Sep 2 2014 8:41 13,589 notes

fristjra:

ddarkahn:

I smell fear on you. (Louise Belcher)

Five Nights at Bob’s Burgers

Please source the art thanks

Sep 2 2014 8:36 968 notes

serce-oskarzycielem:

Well fuck.

Sep 2 2014 8:35 650,123 notes

wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

(Source: wheelchair-warrior)

Sep 2 2014 8:31 31,501 notes

droil:

how to draw kissing

Sep 2 2014 8:31 2,216 notes

shawntails:

doggie999artist:

noobtheloser:

I confided to moenetteistumblin that I was having trouble coming up with creative motivation, and she suggested that it might help to draw myself defeating a physical manifestation of my art block in single combat. 

I guess what I’m saying is that it’s hard to draw while dual-wielding giant pencils. 

This is every artists nemesis

Attack on art block

Sep 2 2014 8:19 123,878 notes

beammeupsc0ttie:

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

Sep 2 2014 8:17 35,091 notes

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

Sep 1 2014 23:45 5,726 notes

Kat Dennings photographed by Paolo Pellegrin

(Source: gavarised)

Sep 1 2014 23:44 128,639 notes

(Source: sexaulity)

Sep 1 2014 23:43 119,903 notes

geekgirlsmash:

helvetebrann:

wewanttheocean:

edwardspoonhands:

macabrekawaii:

iheartchaos:

Guy stages a fake occult secret society meeting, then orders pizza

San Diego photographer Tim King recently hosted a secret society-themed party for eight of his friends, complete with robes, masks, and a soundtrack provided by the “chanting monks” Pandora station. Then he ordered a pizza delivery, turned on a video camera, and waited.

See this is a prank. It’s fun, it’s funny, it doesn’t hurt anyone, and it gives the guy getting pranked a good story to tell with no skin off his back.

I almost forgot that pranks could be funny. 

"have a bountiful feast"

Still funny second time around.

As a former pizza delivery driver, I support this kind of prank.